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|Wednesday, July 17th, 2013|
David [to Luke]: stretch me
|Sunday, August 29th, 2010|
Luke looks at McElk and drools.
McElk says, "IN MY MOUTH"
|Saturday, May 15th, 2010|
David says, "HUH"
David says, "its about 18 inches but I don't think I measured straight X_X"
|Thursday, January 28th, 2010|
[16:07] KrispyDoringo2: Did you know it's illegal in Australia now to possess or produce pornography featuring A-cup breasts
[16:07] Mallory: Huh.
[16:07] KrispyDoringo2: It's a good job I don't live in Australia, huh? Otherwise you'd get no pictures.
|Monday, January 4th, 2010|
Brendan says, "I love how Declan didn't correct my mom at all when Lauren got yelled at for hogging the bathroom all morning when it was me who was just using it for the last ten minutes or so."
You say, "Poor Lauren."
Brendan says, "She had it coming, she likes Twilight."
|Thursday, August 27th, 2009|
I found this strangely endearing.
Zach says, "So USA really does just play like 4 shows all day long."
You say, "Like TNT."
Zach says, "i rarely watch tnt"
You say, "Law & Order, Charmed, Bones, and The Closer."
Zach says, "but USA has been on FOREVER because the batteries are dead in the remote and I'm lazy."
|Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009|
Great grandma: THEY'RE SELLIN' BREAD IN THE STORES NOW! AND THEY'RE CHARGIN' BY THE LOAF!
|Sunday, March 1st, 2009|
|Tuesday, February 24th, 2009|
talovna: i can think of better things to do with my daughter's body.
|Friday, January 23rd, 2009|
Zach says, "I FIRST TRIED IT when I was younger and stayed the night at a friend's house. His dad and mom were from Nicaragua."
|Monday, January 5th, 2009|
|Thursday, December 25th, 2008|
southern comfort eggnog
David say, "wo gemini is fat"
You say, "May 21-June22."
You say, "ROUGHLY"
David say, "IT ATE MARCH"
David say, "NEVERMIND"
David say, "FOr some reason I thought march came between may and june"
|Friday, December 19th, 2008|
[13:32] lisdude2: Like... an elderly couple with money flowing out every ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssf hey i remember why i stopped using this keyboard now
|Thursday, October 30th, 2008|
[01:31] missmalloryevans: And we just keep ending back up on corpses.
|Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008|
Luke [to Zach]: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH PROMISCUITY :(
Zach says, "YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE"
|Thursday, August 7th, 2008|
Joey: SPINACH IS BETTER THAN VIDEO GAMES!!!!
|Wednesday, June 18th, 2008|
[02:56] Jay6446: nopes i think im going to youse the bathroom
[02:57] Jay6446: WOW I FAIL
[02:57] missmalloryevans: youse
[02:57] Jay6446: brb while i cry in the bathroom
|Saturday, June 14th, 2008|
|Friday, May 9th, 2008|
wow david is easy
Brendan says, "MY BEST FRIEND FROM KINDERGARTEN has a hollow bull's horn that he drinks mead out of."
You say, "What a dork."
Brendan says, "NO, IT'S COOL. IT'S LIKE A VIKING KIND OF THING."
You say, "Yeah that is pretty dorky."
You say, "That'd be like me killing a turtle and eating soup out of the shell everyday."
You say, "And making a lid for the shell."
You say, "Out of skin of baby so sooooft."
Brendan says, "Well not really. It's not like the bull was killed for the horns."
Brendan says, "They're not exactly hot produce."
You say, "Not there maybe."
You say, "But here, bulls are endangered."
David say, "REally?"
You say, "Because they're killed for the faux ivory."
David say, "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF COWS?"
Mallory [to David]: Yeah. It's awful. They say by 2011 we will be beefless except by way of cloning.
David say, "Wow"
David say, "Thats pretty wo"
You say, "I totally made that up, you guys."
Brendan says, "I know."
David say, "WOW MALLORY YOU SHOULD BE PRESIDENT"
|Tuesday, May 6th, 2008|
Joey: We were watching the Star Wars trilogy and we started with the fifth one.