Mallory (seakittym) wrote in qooc,
Mallory
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wow david is easy

Brendan says, "MY BEST FRIEND FROM KINDERGARTEN has a hollow bull's horn that he drinks mead out of."
You say, "What a dork."
Brendan says, "NO, IT'S COOL. IT'S LIKE A VIKING KIND OF THING."
You say, "Yeah that is pretty dorky."
You say, "That'd be like me killing a turtle and eating soup out of the shell everyday."
You say, "And making a lid for the shell."
You say, "Out of skin of baby so sooooft."
Brendan says, "Well not really. It's not like the bull was killed for the horns."
Brendan says, "They're not exactly hot produce."
You say, "Not there maybe."
You say, "But here, bulls are endangered."
David say, "REally?"
You say, "Because they're killed for the faux ivory."
David say, "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF COWS?"
Mallory [to David]: Yeah. It's awful. They say by 2011 we will be beefless except by way of cloning.
David say, "Wow"
David say, "Thats pretty wo"
You say, "I totally made that up, you guys."
Brendan says, "I know."
Brendan grins.
David say, "WOW MALLORY YOU SHOULD BE PRESIDENT"
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